"Who needs Trix, this is yummy!"
 

"Ma, check out Toby's new trick!"

Also from an old commercial. (Poor Toby. I hope he is better by now.)
 

"There aint no bugs on me..." 

From an old commercial.
 

"The Maytag died."

Back in the day, (way back when), Maytags never died. They always outlasted their repairmen, (according to the commercials).
 

"Thank you, Jesus."

I like to put this one on during  Passover/Easter time.
 

"Wasn't sleepin'. Just resting my eyes."

This is from back when so many air traffic controllers were caught sleeping on the job. I can't remember if this was picked for Hot Shots or not.
 

"My sleep number is C."

(And there are those nutty squirrels again.)